Holiday of HORRORS!

This year's Advent Calendar of Christmas Memories series is generating some talk among my family. After reading my December 3 post on Christmas ornaments, my dad took the time to dig out some of our family classics, photograph them and send me the images.

Now I could have just added the pictures to the old blog post, but these deserve their own moment in the spotlight.

My parents have saved every handmade ornament my sister and I ever made. These are all at least 30 years old.  Some are made with edible items. And we still have them...hence the blog post title Holiday of HORRORS!

Let's take a tour of some of my family's classic Christmas tree ornaments, shall we?

This work of art is titled "Starched White Yarn with Glitter," circa 1976. The artiste is yours truly. If you look closely, you can see the dried out masking tape (now held on with Scotch Tape) says AMY in the careful print of my preschool teacher. Clearly my genius shines through in this piece. My ancestors were heroes and pioneers of the West. I glued string.

Once upon a time, my sister made an ornament where she glued a blue paper ball into an ice cream cone for a cute little school craft. With a small pin on top and some yarn, it became a Christmas ornament. Time hasn't been too kind to this piece, but my parents can't bear to part with their child's creation. They put it in this Ziploc bag and stuck a hook in it. Now the bag hangs on the tree. Somewhere out there....Martha Stewart is quietly weeping. This is not a good thing.

This next ornament is not for the faint of heart.

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Once upon a time....that time being 1980....my sister made a marshmallow man ornament, with toothpicks the held on his little marshmallow arms and legs. She drew a cute face and added some glitter.

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My parents still have the marshmallow man, minus his legs.

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Oh the humanity.

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